Words of Wisdom from Melanie M.

Got this from a text message.

I don't actually believe Melanie Marquez said all of these.
Maybe some. But they sure are funny!

Read on.

1. True good to be true.
2. When it rains; it's four.
3. Once in a new moon.
4. Please don't make fond of me.
5. The more you hate,the more you laugh.
6. Alma mother.
7. No holes barred.
8. Keep your mouth shock!
9. Ats if?!
10. Well,well,well look do we have here?
11. It's just the tip of the icing.
12. Here's more to come.
13. Connect me if I'm wrong.
14. I hope you don't mine.
15. I wanna portrait that role.
16. The nerd! (my personal fave)
17. I'll burn the bridge when I get there.

Wasn't that fun? Keep smiling everyone. Keep those wrinkles off.