Oh no he didn't!

My son is suck a kidder! (I sure DO WISH he's kidding though!) LoL.

Conversation 1 : While reading a book on Sea Life

Me: What animal do you want to be Ozzy?
Ozzy: Shark!!!
Me: What about Daddy?
Ozzy: Shark too!!!
Me: (seriously wishing I stopped with the q's) So, what do you think Mommy is if I were a sea creature?
Ozzy: Perm Whale (sperm whale) ..
(wahahaha no no no!!!)

Conversation 2 : My sister & Ozzy were talking this time on animals. I was just listening this time.

Ozzy: I am like a Lion Aunty, "ROAAAAR!"
Aunty Jen: Really, what about aunty?
Ozzy: Hmmm...snake!
Aunty Jen: Daddy Josh?
Ozzy: Lion.
Aunty Jen: What about Mommy?
Ozzy: An li-liphant (his version of elephant)
(wahahaha no no no, I couln't help it so I butted in the conversation!!!)
Me: Whaaaat??? Whhyyyyy!!!?? (with a shriek-y, annoying tone)
Ozzy: Mommy, "SOOOOO BIG"....and this was with hand gestures followed by a grin.

What could I do!? I just laughed with them.